News Report Shows Life Follows Art Via ‘Suri-Cide’
By Jeffrey Bishop
File the following news story under the heading: We tried to warn you!
Though our account shows 1) pre-meditated intent, and 2) is technology agnostic and 3) completely fictitious, there nonetheless are eery similarities between a Siri-ous map-function incident — an Apple Maps glitch that sent drivers across an active airport taxiway in Fairbanks, Alaska — and the murderous main thread of our Suri-Cide story.
Did we predict the future in this true-to-life, life-follows-art case? Mere coincidence? You decide …
We’re just thankful no one was hurt.